Religion
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REAL QUESTIONS: What should a Christian do when both sides go against everything a follower of Christ believes?
REAL QUESTIONS: As a Christian (who does NOT support Trump), how can you vote when both parties are becoming more extreme? Example, Bernie Sanders (who, at one time, I thought of voting for) has been inviting Laura Jane Grace to sing profane songs that are clearly “anti-Christian” (and, yes, I understand it is a response Read more
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Story Time: The Dumpster King
By: The Story Time Storytellers Once upon a time, in a world not too different from our own, there was a man whose name we shall not use. Instead we will refer to him as the title he was eventually given and is now remembered for all time: The Dumpster King. He was born into Read more
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Religious Leaders Declare “Once in a Lifetime” Was a Prophecy for The Trump Apocalypse of America
In a stunning revelation this week, a growing coalition of religious leaders have come together to announce that The Talking Heads’ iconic 1980s album “Same as It Ever Was”—specifically the track “Once in a Lifetime”—was, in fact, an ancient prophecy foretelling the rise of Donald Trump and the subsequent era of chaos that would follow. Read more
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Headline: Trump Declares Himself “Sin-Free” After Deep Self-Reflection: “I Don’t Even Know What Sin Is”
Washington, D.C. – In a groundbreaking press conference earlier today, President Donald Trump boldly declared that he is “completely and utterly sin-free,” asserting that his personal “spiritual” journey has led him to the conclusion that sin simply doesn’t apply to him. “I’ve done a lot of thinking about this, folks,” Trump began, standing behind a Read more