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- Collapse in the Colossus: The TrumpBrain Crisis and the Global Shockwave
- Golden Tyranny: TrumpBrain’s Manufactured Tools Crumble as America Descends into Chaos
- Opinions & Facts: Stephen Miller’s Racism Is Not Just Alleged—It’s Documented
- BREAKING: Lady Liberty Sends May Day Distress Signal, Trump Threatens to “Lock Her Up”
- Stephen Miller Shocked to Discover He’s Related to the Devil After Logging Into Ancestry.com
- Trump Doesn’t Understand Why the World Doesn’t Understand That He Is “The Smartest Man in the World”
- POETRY: The Brew of Two Worlds
- Vice President J.D. Vance Declares Arctic Cold “Cold as Sh*t,” Similar to His Formal Intelligence Test Revealing Him to be “Dumb as Sh*t”
- Marjorie Taylor Greene Starts Screaming at Her Own Reflection, Tells It to Go Back to Its Own Country
- BREAKING: President Trump and Elon Musk Seen at the White House Literally Eating the Constitution During Banquet
- REAL QUESTIONS: What should a Christian do when both sides go against everything a follower of Christ believes?
- BREAKING: President Trump Left on Hold During Call with Putin, Putin Jokes About “Plump Little Puppet” Dancing for the Moscow War Room
- Breaking: World’s Top Historians Engage in All-Out Rumble After One Man Claims Today’s Historians Express Personal Beliefs Over Facts
- O, Chuck! What Do We Do Now?
- BREAKING: New Study Finds Majority of Humanity Is “Crazy” and Suffering from Extreme Social Emotional Disturbance, Experts Say
- Teachers Stunned After Reviewing Data, Conclude “Today’s Students Are Just Not Intelligent”
- Story Time: The Dumpster King
- Breaking News: Adrien Brody Still Delivering 2025 Academy Award Acceptance Speech, AI Called In to “Wrap It Up”
- SPORTS – Breaking News: LeBron James Hires Private Investigators, Discovers Stephen A. Smith is a Tiny Troll Sent to Agitate NBA Players and Fans
- Poetry: The Fall of the Republic
- Top 10 Signs That Your Country Is Becoming an Authoritarian-Fascist Regime
- Elon Musk Threatens to Fine Homeowners for Keeping Space Trash After Starship Explosion
- Sources Reveal Democrats Are Just Disappointed Al Green Didn’t Stand Up and Say, “Let’s Stay Together” During 2025 Presidential Address to the Joint Session of Congress
- OPINION: A story of a lone 77 year old man, Democratic Rep. Al Green, who stood up against a wave of tyranny during the 2025 Presidential address to the joint session, and what it should mean to all of us
- President Trump, After 2025 Presidential Address, Calls Putin for “Feedback”
- President Donald Trump Turns 2025 Presidential Address to Joint Session of Congress Into a Game Show; Some Receive Gifts, Others Escorted Out
- Trump Preps for 2025 State of the Union by Watching the Home Shopping Network, Sources Confirm
- Marco Rubio Has Brief “Get Out”-Style Moment, Wants to Warn America During Trump’s Zelensky Ambush
- President Trump Reveals He is Descendant of Pigs, Will Only Respond to “King Pig
- Trump Boasts About Being the Toughest Man in the World, Declares America Was ‘Crap’ Until He Became President
- Trump Administration Calls on the UN to Stop Hurting Russia’s Feelings: “They’re Just Trying to Live Their Best Life!”
- Recently Married Husband Takes Wife to Court Claiming, “I Was Never Given Advance Knowledge Regarding How Much Work Was Required in a Marriage”
- Religious Leaders Declare “Once in a Lifetime” Was a Prophecy for The Trump Apocalypse of America
- OPINION: From Roosevelt to Reality TV: How America Went from a Fearless Rough Rider to a Big, Fat Cowardly Orange Man in the White House
- Elon Musk Gives Federal Workers One More Chance to Have the Special Opportunity to Come Rub His Feet: “It’s the Chance of a Lifetime! These Feet Are Like Gold!”
- Trump Administration Bans Snow in America, Claims It Has Become Woke: “We Must Protect Our Children. Snow is White. It Needs to Be Proud to Be White and Remain White.”
- Trump Seen Running Through White House Halls Wearing Diaper, Screaming “Nobody Backs Baby in a Corner!”
- Democrats Continue Strategy of Sending Old People with Monotone Voices on Stage in Hopes of Lulling MAGA Supporters to Sleep
- President Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Pet Owners to Turn in Animals for National Sustenance
- Trump Announces New Line of Diapers for Elderly Billionaires: “The Future of Comfort”
- President Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Those Who Can’t Afford Medication to Battle for It in Arena-Style Combat
- Headline: Trump Declares Himself “Sin-Free” After Deep Self-Reflection: “I Don’t Even Know What Sin Is”
- Elon Musk’s DOGE Now Requires Federal Workers to Log Bathroom Breaks, Docking Pay to “Save Taxpayer Money”
- Trump Announces New Plan to “Make Education Great Again” by Replacing Textbooks with Instagram Influencers
- Secretary of State Marco Rubio Lost in South American Jungle, Task Force was Created for Russian Meetings in the Middle East
- Trump Announces Plan to Make McDonald’s the Official Lunch for Public Schools, Calls It “A Win for America”
- Headline: Melania Trump Accidentally Deported by ICE After Confusion Over “First Lady Visa”
- Leaked Reports Reveal Secret Romantic Middle East Getaway Planned Between Trump and Putin
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