Politics
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Trump Seen Running Through White House Halls Wearing Diaper, Screaming “Nobody Backs Baby in a Corner!”
Washington, D.C. — February 25, 2025 — In what can only be described as an unusual and perplexing scene, President Donald Trump was reportedly seen sprinting through the halls of the White House yesterday afternoon, wearing nothing but a diaper and shouting, “Nobody backs baby in a corner!” Sources inside the White House say that Read more
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Democrats Continue Strategy of Sending Old People with Monotone Voices on Stage in Hopes of Lulling MAGA Supporters to Sleep
“A nice long nap is what we all need,” says campaign strategist. In a bold continuation of their failed 2024 campaign strategy, Democratic leaders have doubled down on sending elderly politicians with exceedingly calm, monotone voices to the stage in a deliberate attempt to wear down and lull MAGA supporters into a peaceful, restorative nap. Read more
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President Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Pet Owners to Turn in Animals for National Sustenance
Washington D.C. — In an unprecedented move, President Donald Trump has signed an executive order that requires all pet owners to turn in their beloved animals—be they cats, dogs, guinea pigs, rabbits, or even horses—so they may be used to help feed the nation. The order, called “Feed America, Again,” has sparked a nationwide outcry, Read more
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