international relations
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TrumpBrain Triumphs While the World Panics: A Nation Reforged, Not Broken
DATELINE: DECEMBER 5, 2046 By Ryker Maddox | Senior Anchor, The Real America Channel (Formerly FOX News) CAPITAL COMPLEX — While the globalist elite wring their delicate hands and issue shrill cries from collapsing socialist zones in Europe and Asia, one truth remains immovable, unshakable, and, yes, eternal: TrumpBrain is leading America into its next Read more
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BREAKING: New Study Finds Majority of Humanity Is “Crazy” and Suffering from Extreme Social Emotional Disturbance, Experts Say
In a groundbreaking study just published in Science, researchers have revealed a shocking truth: the majority of human beings currently living on Earth are “crazy”—or, as the scientific community has more formally put it, suffering from acute psychological impairments and extreme, violent social emotional disabilities. The study, led by Dr. Herman Flicker, a leading psychologist Read more
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Story Time: The Dumpster King
By: The Story Time Storytellers Once upon a time, in a world not too different from our own, there was a man whose name we shall not use. Instead we will refer to him as the title he was eventually given and is now remembered for all time: The Dumpster King. He was born into Read more
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Elon Musk Threatens to Fine Homeowners for Keeping Space Trash After Starship Explosion
By Galactic Insider In a bold and unusual move, Elon Musk has announced that SpaceX will begin issuing fines to homeowners who fail to return space debris that falls onto their property. The decision comes just days after SpaceX’s Starship rocket exploded in mid-air during its second failed launch of the year, showering the Caribbean Read more
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Marco Rubio Has Brief “Get Out”-Style Moment, Wants to Warn America During Trump’s Zelensky Ambush
WASHINGTON D.C.— In an absolutely surreal scene reminiscent of Get Out, Marco Rubio reportedly had a moment of deep, existential crisis Friday as he witnessed the embarrassing spectacle of Donald Trump and his loyal cronies attacking Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky during a meeting at the White House. Rubio, often considered a stalwart defender of the Read more
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Trump Boasts About Being the Toughest Man in the World, Declares America Was ‘Crap’ Until He Became President
In an exclusive interview on Fox News this morning, former President Donald Trump, speaking with his signature flair, declared that he is the “toughest man” alive and that America was “absolute crap” before he became President. “Let’s be honest, folks,” Trump said, adjusting his tie, which he insisted was “the best tie, absolutely the best, Read more
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Trump Administration Calls on the UN to Stop Hurting Russia’s Feelings: “They’re Just Trying to Live Their Best Life!”
WASHINGTON In an unprecedented diplomatic move, the Trump administration has formally requested the United Nations to cease its “unnecessary and hurtful” criticisms of Russia, claiming that the country’s feelings have been “severely damaged” by ongoing global scrutiny. “We can all agree that Russia is just trying to live its best life, and for some reason, Read more
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