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Top 10 Signs That Your Country Is Becoming an Authoritarian-Fascist Regime
By: Just In Case You Haven’t Noticed The signs of an authoritarian or fascist regime can be subtle at first. However, as the government tightens its grip, there are some undeniable signals that might make you think, “Hey, this seems a little off.” Here’s your guide to recognizing the signs that your country might be Read more
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Elon Musk Gives Federal Workers One More Chance to Have the Special Opportunity to Come Rub His Feet: “It’s the Chance of a Lifetime! These Feet Are Like Gold!”
In an unprecedented move that’s leaving Washington buzzing, tech mogul, head of DOGE and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that federal employees will once again have a rare chance to personally visit him and rub his feet. Musk, known for his unconventional antics, says this is not just any foot massage — it’s a Read more
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President Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Pet Owners to Turn in Animals for National Sustenance
Washington D.C. — In an unprecedented move, President Donald Trump has signed an executive order that requires all pet owners to turn in their beloved animals—be they cats, dogs, guinea pigs, rabbits, or even horses—so they may be used to help feed the nation. The order, called “Feed America, Again,” has sparked a nationwide outcry, Read more
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Elon Musk’s DOGE Now Requires Federal Workers to Log Bathroom Breaks, Docking Pay to “Save Taxpayer Money”
Washington, D.C. — In an unprecedented move to “maximize productivity and save taxpayer dollars,” Elon Musk announced today that federal employees are now required to log their bathroom breaks using a new DOGE-powered app. According to Musk, this measure is part of his latest initiative to reduce government spending. “Every minute spent away from the Read more
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