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Sources Reveal Democrats Are Just Disappointed Al Green Didn’t Stand Up and Say, “Let’s Stay Together” During 2025 Presidential Address to the Joint Session of Congress
Washington D.C. — As President Donald Trump delivered his highly anticipated 2025 Presidential Address to the Joint Session of Congress, many Americans were left feeling a bit underwhelmed. Not by the policy proposals, mind you, but by the conspicuous absence of Al Green’s classic words, “Let’s stay together.” Instead, he serenaded the room with a… Read more
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President Trump, After 2025 Presidential Address, Calls Putin for “Feedback”
March 5, 2025 Washington D.C. — In an unexpected twist following his 2025 Presidential Address to a Joint Session of Congress, President Donald Trump reportedly dialed Russian President Vladimir Putin early the next morning to ask, “Did I do good?” According to sources inside the White House, Trump, still basking in the afterglow of… Read more
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President Donald Trump Turns 2025 Presidential Address to Joint Session of Congress Into a Game Show; Some Receive Gifts, Others Escorted Out
March 4, 2025 WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning break from tradition, President Donald Trump’s 2025 Presidential Address to the Joint Session of Congress was transformed into an elaborate game show spectacle, leaving both lawmakers and viewers in equal parts confused and “entertained.” As the president took the podium, instead of the usual sober tone,… Read more
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Trump Preps for 2025 State of the Union by Watching the Home Shopping Network, Sources Confirm
March 4, 2025 Washington, D.C. – In what can only be described as a highly unconventional approach to preparing for one of the most important speeches of his presidency, former President Donald Trump has reportedly been spending his evenings tuning into the Home Shopping Network (HSN) to “study the art of persuasion” in anticipation of… Read more
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Marco Rubio Has Brief “Get Out”-Style Moment, Wants to Warn America During Trump’s Zelensky Ambush
WASHINGTON D.C.— In an absolutely surreal scene reminiscent of Get Out, Marco Rubio reportedly had a moment of deep, existential crisis Friday as he witnessed the embarrassing spectacle of Donald Trump and his loyal cronies attacking Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky during a meeting at the White House. Rubio, often considered a stalwart defender of the… Read more
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President Trump Reveals He is Descendant of Pigs, Will Only Respond to “King Pig
In an announcement that stunned the nation, President Donald Trump revealed today that he is a direct descendant of pigs and will henceforth only be referred to as “King Pig.” The press conference, held in the Rose Garden, saw Trump strut to the podium with an air of regal arrogance, sporting an extravagant new crown… Read more
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Trump Boasts About Being the Toughest Man in the World, Declares America Was ‘Crap’ Until He Became President
In an exclusive interview on Fox News this morning, former President Donald Trump, speaking with his signature flair, declared that he is the “toughest man” alive and that America was “absolute crap” before he became President. “Let’s be honest, folks,” Trump said, adjusting his tie, which he insisted was “the best tie, absolutely the best,… Read more
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Trump Administration Calls on the UN to Stop Hurting Russia’s Feelings: “They’re Just Trying to Live Their Best Life!”
WASHINGTON In an unprecedented diplomatic move, the Trump administration has formally requested the United Nations to cease its “unnecessary and hurtful” criticisms of Russia, claiming that the country’s feelings have been “severely damaged” by ongoing global scrutiny. “We can all agree that Russia is just trying to live its best life, and for some reason,… Read more
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Recently Married Husband Takes Wife to Court Claiming, “I Was Never Given Advance Knowledge Regarding How Much Work Was Required in a Marriage”
February 27, 2025 – Local Courtroom In a move that has left legal experts shaking their heads, a newly married man has filed a lawsuit against his wife, claiming that he was “never adequately briefed” on the amount of work involved in a marriage. The plaintiff, identified only as “Daniel P.,” alleges that while he… Read more
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Religious Leaders Declare “Once in a Lifetime” Was a Prophecy for The Trump Apocalypse of America
In a stunning revelation this week, a growing coalition of religious leaders have come together to announce that The Talking Heads’ iconic 1980s album “Same as It Ever Was”—specifically the track “Once in a Lifetime”—was, in fact, an ancient prophecy foretelling the rise of Donald Trump and the subsequent era of chaos that would follow.… Read more
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