Diapers
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Trump Seen Running Through White House Halls Wearing Diaper, Screaming “Nobody Backs Baby in a Corner!”
Washington, D.C. — February 25, 2025 — In what can only be described as an unusual and perplexing scene, President Donald Trump was reportedly seen sprinting through the halls of the White House yesterday afternoon, wearing nothing but a diaper and shouting, “Nobody backs baby in a corner!” Sources inside the White House say that Read more
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Trump Announces New Line of Diapers for Elderly Billionaires: “The Future of Comfort”
February 24, 2025 — In a move that has left both supporters and critics scratching their heads, President Donald Trump has announced the launch of a new product line designed specifically for elderly billionaires: luxury diapers. The new brand, dubbed “TrumPants,” promises to offer unparalleled comfort and convenience for the wealthiest of Americans. “Let me Read more