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O, Chuck! What Do We Do Now?
Charlie Brown Schumer, Peppermint Patty AOC, and Lucy Trump in the Great Government Shutdown Debate March 15, 2025 WASHINGTON, D.C. – The halls of Congress turned into a Peanuts comic strip this week as Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (a.k.a. Charlie Brown) once again found himself caught between a rock, a hard place, and a Read more
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Top 10 Signs That Your Country Is Becoming an Authoritarian-Fascist Regime
By: Just In Case You Haven’t Noticed The signs of an authoritarian or fascist regime can be subtle at first. However, as the government tightens its grip, there are some undeniable signals that might make you think, “Hey, this seems a little off.” Here’s your guide to recognizing the signs that your country might be Read more
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Elon Musk Threatens to Fine Homeowners for Keeping Space Trash After Starship Explosion
By Galactic Insider In a bold and unusual move, Elon Musk has announced that SpaceX will begin issuing fines to homeowners who fail to return space debris that falls onto their property. The decision comes just days after SpaceX’s Starship rocket exploded in mid-air during its second failed launch of the year, showering the Caribbean Read more
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Trump Preps for 2025 State of the Union by Watching the Home Shopping Network, Sources Confirm
March 4, 2025 Washington, D.C. – In what can only be described as a highly unconventional approach to preparing for one of the most important speeches of his presidency, former President Donald Trump has reportedly been spending his evenings tuning into the Home Shopping Network (HSN) to “study the art of persuasion” in anticipation of Read more
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OPINION: From Roosevelt to Reality TV: How America Went from a Fearless Rough Rider to a Big, Fat Cowardly Orange Man in the White House
In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, America had Teddy Roosevelt, a man whose testosterone was so high it practically oozed out of his pores and made him immune to basic human frailty like “fatigue” or “being afraid.” Known for his Rough Rider spirit, Roosevelt charged into battle, built the Panama Canal with nothing Read more
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Elon Musk Gives Federal Workers One More Chance to Have the Special Opportunity to Come Rub His Feet: “It’s the Chance of a Lifetime! These Feet Are Like Gold!”
In an unprecedented move that’s leaving Washington buzzing, tech mogul, head of DOGE and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that federal employees will once again have a rare chance to personally visit him and rub his feet. Musk, known for his unconventional antics, says this is not just any foot massage — it’s a Read more
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Trump Announces New Line of Diapers for Elderly Billionaires: “The Future of Comfort”
February 24, 2025 — In a move that has left both supporters and critics scratching their heads, President Donald Trump has announced the launch of a new product line designed specifically for elderly billionaires: luxury diapers. The new brand, dubbed “TrumPants,” promises to offer unparalleled comfort and convenience for the wealthiest of Americans. “Let me Read more
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