The Dumpster King
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TrumpBrain Triumphs While the World Panics: A Nation Reforged, Not Broken
DATELINE: DECEMBER 5, 2046 By Ryker Maddox | Senior Anchor, The Real America Channel (Formerly FOX News) CAPITAL COMPLEX — While the globalist elite wring their delicate hands and issue shrill cries from collapsing socialist zones in Europe and Asia, one truth remains immovable, unshakable, and, yes, eternal: TrumpBrain is leading America into its next Read more
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Trump Doesn’t Understand Why the World Doesn’t Understand That He Is “The Smartest Man in the World”
PALM BEACH, FL — In a baffling moment of self-reflection Tuesday, President Donald J. Trump expressed deep confusion over why the global population has failed to universally recognize him as, in his words, “the smartest, most intelligent, most genius man who’s ever lived, possibly ever.” “I don’t get it,” Trump said, speaking to reporters from a Read more
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Story Time: The Dumpster King
By: The Story Time Storytellers Once upon a time, in a world not too different from our own, there was a man whose name we shall not use. Instead we will refer to him as the title he was eventually given and is now remembered for all time: The Dumpster King. He was born into Read more
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