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BREAKING: President Trump and Elon Musk Seen at the White House Literally Eating the Constitution During Banquet
Washington D.C. – In a truly bizarre turn of events, President Donald Trump and tech mogul turned DOGE emperor Elon Musk were spotted at a lavish White House banquet on Tuesday evening, reportedly enjoying a dish that could only be described as “founding fathers’ cuisine.” Eyewitnesses claim the two men were seen hungrily consuming what Read more
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BREAKING: President Trump Left on Hold During Call with Putin, Putin Jokes About “Plump Little Puppet” Dancing for the Moscow War Room
Moscow, Russia – In what some are calling an awkward international diplomatic moment, President Donald Trump was reportedly left waiting on hold during a scheduled call with Russian President Vladimir Putin, as Putin and his staff were busy engaging in “lighthearted banter” in his Moscow war room. Sources close to the situation have revealed that, Read more