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Vice President J.D. Vance Declares Arctic Cold “Cold as Sh*t,” Similar to His Formal Intelligence Test Revealing Him to be “Dumb as Sh*t”
During a recent visit to the Pituffik Space Base in Greenland, Vice President J.D. Vance made an unforgettable statement, summing up the harsh Arctic conditions in just three words: “It’s cold as sh*t!” The remark was met with nods of agreement from those nearby, though some skeptics wondered if Vance’s comments were more a reflection Read more
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BREAKING: President Trump Left on Hold During Call with Putin, Putin Jokes About “Plump Little Puppet” Dancing for the Moscow War Room
Moscow, Russia – In what some are calling an awkward international diplomatic moment, President Donald Trump was reportedly left waiting on hold during a scheduled call with Russian President Vladimir Putin, as Putin and his staff were busy engaging in “lighthearted banter” in his Moscow war room. Sources close to the situation have revealed that, Read more