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BREAKING: New Study Finds Majority of Humanity Is “Crazy” and Suffering from Extreme Social Emotional Disturbance, Experts Say
In a groundbreaking study just published in Science, researchers have revealed a shocking truth: the majority of human beings currently living on Earth are “crazy”—or, as the scientific community has more formally put it, suffering from acute psychological impairments and extreme, violent social emotional disabilities. The study, led by Dr. Herman Flicker, a leading psychologist Read more
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Marco Rubio Has Brief “Get Out”-Style Moment, Wants to Warn America During Trump’s Zelensky Ambush
WASHINGTON D.C.— In an absolutely surreal scene reminiscent of Get Out, Marco Rubio reportedly had a moment of deep, existential crisis Friday as he witnessed the embarrassing spectacle of Donald Trump and his loyal cronies attacking Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky during a meeting at the White House. Rubio, often considered a stalwart defender of the Read more
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Recently Married Husband Takes Wife to Court Claiming, “I Was Never Given Advance Knowledge Regarding How Much Work Was Required in a Marriage”
February 27, 2025 – Local Courtroom In a move that has left legal experts shaking their heads, a newly married man has filed a lawsuit against his wife, claiming that he was “never adequately briefed” on the amount of work involved in a marriage. The plaintiff, identified only as “Daniel P.,” alleges that while he Read more