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TrumpBrain Triumphs While the World Panics: A Nation Reforged, Not Broken
DATELINE: DECEMBER 5, 2046 By Ryker Maddox | Senior Anchor, The Real America Channel (Formerly FOX News) CAPITAL COMPLEX — While the globalist elite wring their delicate hands and issue shrill cries from collapsing socialist zones in Europe and Asia, one truth remains immovable, unshakable, and, yes, eternal: TrumpBrain is leading America into its next Read more
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Story Time: The Dumpster King
By: The Story Time Storytellers Once upon a time, in a world not too different from our own, there was a man whose name we shall not use. Instead we will refer to him as the title he was eventually given and is now remembered for all time: The Dumpster King. He was born into Read more
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President Trump Reveals He is Descendant of Pigs, Will Only Respond to “King Pig
In an announcement that stunned the nation, President Donald Trump revealed today that he is a direct descendant of pigs and will henceforth only be referred to as “King Pig.” The press conference, held in the Rose Garden, saw Trump strut to the podium with an air of regal arrogance, sporting an extravagant new crown Read more
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