Education
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Breaking: World’s Top Historians Engage in All-Out Rumble After One Man Claims Today’s Historians Express Personal Beliefs Over Facts
March 16, 2025 – In a stunning turn of events, historians from around the globe descended into a full-blown brawl after a bold claim by one of their own — that modern historians no longer adhere to the rigid discipline of reporting facts and evidence, but instead inject their personal beliefs and opinions into their Read more
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Teachers Stunned After Reviewing Data, Conclude “Today’s Students Are Just Not Intelligent”
In a shocking revelation, educators across the nation are reeling after a deep dive into recently compiled data, with results that can only be described as “concerning.” After months of rigorous analysis, educational professionals have come to a harrowing conclusion: today’s students are, quite simply, not intelligent. “Honestly, it’s asking our educators to teach a Read more
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Trump Announces New Plan to “Make Education Great Again” by Replacing Textbooks with Instagram Influencers
In a bold move to “revolutionize” the American education system, President Donald Trump unveiled a new educational reform plan on Saturday aimed at making schools more “fun” and “relevant to today’s youth.” According to sources close to Trump, the new plan will completely overhaul traditional textbooks and replace them with Instagram and X influencers, viral Read more
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Trump Announces Plan to Make McDonald’s the Official Lunch for Public Schools, Calls It “A Win for America”
NEW YORK, NY — In a bold move that is both undeniably Trumpian and guaranteed to spark nationwide debate, President Donald Trump unveiled a new educational reform plan on Thursday that would make McDonald’s the official lunch provider for all public schools across the United States. The proposal, titled “Big Macs for Big Wins,” promises Read more
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