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O, Chuck! What Do We Do Now?
Charlie Brown Schumer, Peppermint Patty AOC, and Lucy Trump in the Great Government Shutdown Debate March 15, 2025 WASHINGTON, D.C. – The halls of Congress turned into a Peanuts comic strip this week as Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (a.k.a. Charlie Brown) once again found himself caught between a rock, a hard place, and a Read more
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BREAKING: New Study Finds Majority of Humanity Is “Crazy” and Suffering from Extreme Social Emotional Disturbance, Experts Say
In a groundbreaking study just published in Science, researchers have revealed a shocking truth: the majority of human beings currently living on Earth are “crazy”—or, as the scientific community has more formally put it, suffering from acute psychological impairments and extreme, violent social emotional disabilities. The study, led by Dr. Herman Flicker, a leading psychologist Read more
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Teachers Stunned After Reviewing Data, Conclude “Today’s Students Are Just Not Intelligent”
In a shocking revelation, educators across the nation are reeling after a deep dive into recently compiled data, with results that can only be described as “concerning.” After months of rigorous analysis, educational professionals have come to a harrowing conclusion: today’s students are, quite simply, not intelligent. “Honestly, it’s asking our educators to teach a Read more
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Story Time: The Dumpster King
By: The Story Time Storytellers Once upon a time, in a world not too different from our own, there was a man whose name we shall not use. Instead we will refer to him as the title he was eventually given and is now remembered for all time: The Dumpster King. He was born into Read more
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Poetry: The Fall of the Republic
The Fall of the Republic By a lost & recovering American Once, the land of dreams stood tall,A beacon bright for one and all,Where voices roared in freedom’s name,And justice burned with steady flame. But whispers crept through circuits wide,Where truth and lies could now collide,A silent hand began to steer,A shadow rising, drawing near. Read more
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Top 10 Signs That Your Country Is Becoming an Authoritarian-Fascist Regime
By: Just In Case You Haven’t Noticed The signs of an authoritarian or fascist regime can be subtle at first. However, as the government tightens its grip, there are some undeniable signals that might make you think, “Hey, this seems a little off.” Here’s your guide to recognizing the signs that your country might be Read more
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Elon Musk Threatens to Fine Homeowners for Keeping Space Trash After Starship Explosion
By Galactic Insider In a bold and unusual move, Elon Musk has announced that SpaceX will begin issuing fines to homeowners who fail to return space debris that falls onto their property. The decision comes just days after SpaceX’s Starship rocket exploded in mid-air during its second failed launch of the year, showering the Caribbean Read more
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Sources Reveal Democrats Are Just Disappointed Al Green Didn’t Stand Up and Say, “Let’s Stay Together” During 2025 Presidential Address to the Joint Session of Congress
Washington D.C. — As President Donald Trump delivered his highly anticipated 2025 Presidential Address to the Joint Session of Congress, many Americans were left feeling a bit underwhelmed. Not by the policy proposals, mind you, but by the conspicuous absence of Al Green’s classic words, “Let’s stay together.” Instead, he serenaded the room with a Read more
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OPINION: A story of a lone 77 year old man, Democratic Rep. Al Green, who stood up against a wave of tyranny during the 2025 Presidential address to the joint session, and what it should mean to all of us
During the 2025 Presidential Address to the Joint Session of Congress, a powerful moment occurred when 77-year-old Democratic Representative Al Green of Texas stood up against what he perceived as an immoral and harmful policy being pushed by President Donald Trump. The event was marked by the tension of a divided Congress, with President Trump Read more
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President Trump, After 2025 Presidential Address, Calls Putin for “Feedback”
March 5, 2025 Washington D.C. — In an unexpected twist following his 2025 Presidential Address to a Joint Session of Congress, President Donald Trump reportedly dialed Russian President Vladimir Putin early the next morning to ask, “Did I do good?” According to sources inside the White House, Trump, still basking in the afterglow of Read more
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