Authoritarian Regime
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No, This Is Not Strength: A Rebuttal to ‘TrumpBrain Triumphs’
DATELINE: DECEMBER 6, 2046 By Jalen Rafiq | The Underground Dispatch (Distributed via Quantum MeshNet) They called it a triumph. A victory. A moment of national “evolution.” But we call it what it is: a death spiral dressed in gold—and the latest broadcast from The Real America Channel is perhaps the most grotesque expression yet Read more
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Collapse in the Colossus: The TrumpBrain Crisis and the Global Shockwave
DATELINE: DECEMBER 3, 2046 By Linh Bao | Senior Foreign Correspondent, The Global Observer (Singapore HQ) SINGAPORE — From the steel markets of Guangdong to the refugee-choked ports of Ireland, the world is watching a nuclear-grade catastrophe unfold in slow, metallic motion across the former United States. As TrumpBrain, the mechanized remnant of President Donald Read more
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Opinions & Facts: Stephen Miller’s Racism Is Not Just Alleged—It’s Documented
By Pedro Alvarez, LeRoy Jenkins, Ja’lele Carter and Eugene “Gene” ThompsonMay 5, 2025 When the word “racist” is used in political discourse, especially in recent years, it is often met with defensiveness or accusations of hyperbole. But when it comes to Stephen Miller—Donald Trump’s former senior advisor and chief architect of immigration policy during his Read more
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BREAKING: Lady Liberty Sends May Day Distress Signal, Trump Threatens to “Lock Her Up”
NEW YORK, NY — Chaos erupted on May 1, 2025, early Thursday morning, as reports surfaced that the Statue of Liberty, long considered a silent symbol of freedom and hope, had broken her 138-year vow of silence to issue a dire May Day distress signal to America’s global allies. The message, transmitted via Morse code torch Read more
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Stephen Miller Shocked to Discover He’s Related to the Devil After Logging Into Ancestry.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what sources are calling both a spiritual awakening and a public relations disaster, Stephen Miller, White House deputy chief of staff for policy, reportedly experienced a “brief moment of human emotion” this week after discovering through Ancestry.com that he is, in fact, directly descended from Satan. “I was hoping for something Read more
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Vice President J.D. Vance Declares Arctic Cold “Cold as Sh*t,” Similar to His Formal Intelligence Test Revealing Him to be “Dumb as Sh*t”
During a recent visit to the Pituffik Space Base in Greenland, Vice President J.D. Vance made an unforgettable statement, summing up the harsh Arctic conditions in just three words: “It’s cold as sh*t!” The remark was met with nods of agreement from those nearby, though some skeptics wondered if Vance’s comments were more a reflection Read more
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Starts Screaming at Her Own Reflection, Tells It to Go Back to Its Own Country
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking development that has left onlookers both concerned and confused, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene reportedly began screaming at her own reflection in a Capitol Hill bathroom mirror, accusing it of being an “illegal alien” and demanding that it “go back to its own country.” Witnesses claim that Greene, who was Read more
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BREAKING: President Trump and Elon Musk Seen at the White House Literally Eating the Constitution During Banquet
Washington D.C. – In a truly bizarre turn of events, President Donald Trump and tech mogul turned DOGE emperor Elon Musk were spotted at a lavish White House banquet on Tuesday evening, reportedly enjoying a dish that could only be described as “founding fathers’ cuisine.” Eyewitnesses claim the two men were seen hungrily consuming what Read more
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BREAKING: President Trump Left on Hold During Call with Putin, Putin Jokes About “Plump Little Puppet” Dancing for the Moscow War Room
Moscow, Russia – In what some are calling an awkward international diplomatic moment, President Donald Trump was reportedly left waiting on hold during a scheduled call with Russian President Vladimir Putin, as Putin and his staff were busy engaging in “lighthearted banter” in his Moscow war room. Sources close to the situation have revealed that, Read more
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