President Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Pet Owners to Turn in Animals for National Sustenance

Washington D.C. — In an unprecedented move, President Donald Trump has signed an executive order that requires all pet owners to turn in their beloved animals—be they cats, dogs, guinea pigs, rabbits, or even horses—so they may be used to help feed the nation. The order, called “Feed America, Again,” has sparked a nationwide outcry, yet a surprising number of Trump supporters have embraced the directive, eagerly handing over their pets for what is being described as “patriotic nourishment.”

“America First means America First in everything, even in the kitchen,” Trump declared in a press briefing. “We will not allow illegals to come to this country and eat our cats. To eat our dogs. No! We will eat our own cats. We will eat our own dogs!”

While many citizens have expressed horror at the idea of eating their cherished pets, particularly cats and dogs—long regarded as family members—supporters of the president have rallied behind his call, describing it as a “bold, common-sense move for national security.” A growing number of pet owners have taken to social media to show off their “donated” pets, now headed to “make America feed again.”

“This is about keeping America safe and strong,” said one supporter. “My dog, Sparky, might not be here to play fetch anymore, but he’s doing his part to secure the future. No more immigrants eating our pets. It’s a win-win for everyone.”

The backlash, however, has been swift and widespread. Animal rights activists are organizing protests outside the White House, and public outcry has prompted many to question the morality and legality of such a drastic executive order. “This is the kind of thing that happens when a leader forgets about humanity,” said one concerned citizen. “What next, eating our children?”

Despite the criticism, Trump’s administration insists the plan will help bolster the nation’s food supply and ensure “no American pet goes to waste.” The President concluded his address by stating, “In the end, we’ll all be eating steak. It’s just that some of it might come with fur. And that’s just part of the American way.”

As the country digests this latest move in the ongoing saga of Trump’s leadership, one thing remains clear: the President’s commitment to putting America first extends even to the dinner table.